"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!" (Gone with the Wind)
Mammy (Hattie McDaniel's character) might not, but my good friends do! My friend K. gave birth to a BIG baby girl this morning, G.B.S "Belle", who entered the world with the following stats:
Weight: 9 lbs, 7 oz
Length: 23 inches long
You did not misread that either. 23 INCHES LONG. A miniscule inch shy of TWO FEET. Wowsa.
My friend K. is only 5'2", so I've decided that she all but gave birth to a half-grown basketball player. Maybe Belle can grow up and play professionally so K. and her husband can retire in their 40's.
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