08.10.2006

It's official... 11 pounds, and ... I got Ronald back. I also received a Polly Pocket in my happy meal today (Hamburger and apple dippers w/o the dipping sauce... it's all about portion control!), and decided that she and Ronnie make a nice couple. I'm not normally one to condone tall women/short men relationships, but considering that fact that they are plastic, I chose to make an exception. There's $600.00 up for the prize, so I'm hoping that Ronald decides to stay around for a while. If not, he can kiss his relationship with Polly adios.