My brother works in a building where Hillary Clinton has an office. I've never thought it important to mention this, so I haven't.
But today, my brother and I had the following communications via text:
@ 2:55 pm - JM: Some Hillary Clinton protestors chained themselves to our doors by their necks. It's crazy. Ke Ke Ke.
@ 4:07pm - Me: Are they still out there?
@ 4:08 pm - JM: No, they've been taken on a tour of the jail by the NYPD.
@ 4:09pm - Me: I hear that's a good tour. Hopefully they'll like it. Ke ke ke.