Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Comic Relief

  • It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
  • Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • I hope you know cpr, because you take my breath away.
  • Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

1 comment:

Warrior Priestess said...

I use pickup lines on Darrell all the time to make him laugh. HE loves it!