In an attempt to "keep it real around here", I thought I would share a funny dialog between my mom and I, umm, recently. Sorry to any guys who happen to stumble here.
me: Mom, I'm hurting.
mom: What's wrong? Are you hurting from exercising?
me: (voice lowered b/c I'm at work) No, I'm hurting from my other favorite thing.
mom: Oh! You mean you're hurting 'cause you're uterus is having a hissy fit?!?!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!