This was my third day at the gym.
I'm already bored.
At bible study last night, I told the ladies that I have friends who get so! excited! about! working! out! and how they! love! their! endorphines!, and their! bodies! feel! great! when! they! exercise!!!
You know what makes me feel good?
A bag of chips on the couch watching TV. My fat cells LOVE IT. Washed down with a coke. Or TWO. GASP! I eat skinny girls during commercials.
Clearly, I've got my work cut out for me.