Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Skinny Girl I ate is trying to get out.

This was my third day at the gym.

I'm already bored.

At bible study last night, I told the ladies that I have friends who get so! excited! about! working! out! and how they! love! their! endorphines!, and their! bodies! feel! great! when! they! exercise!!!

You know what makes me feel good?

A bag of chips on the couch watching TV. My fat cells LOVE IT. Washed down with a coke. Or TWO. GASP! I eat skinny girls during commercials.

Clearly, I've got my work cut out for me.



The Miles Family said...

you are crackin' me up!

keep at it. we'll hold each other accountable... i'd call you while i'm running, but i can't afford the extra oxygen it takes to form words!

AFamousStatue said...

HAHAHA! The title is AWESOME!

aimee said...

At least you have the guts to go to the gym alone. I don't want to make a fool of myself, so I don't go:-(

Jenn said...

Jenn... I started another blog, I just need to send you the address for it.

AFS... thanks!!

Aims, I figure that I got unhealthy alone, so I might as well get skinny alone. And my BFF at the gym is my iPod. Nano all the way! (Well, and some Beyonce to keep me movin'!)