Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Skinny Girl I ate is trying to get out.

This was my third day at the gym.

I'm already bored.

At bible study last night, I told the ladies that I have friends who get so! excited! about! working! out! and how they! love! their! endorphines!, and their! bodies! feel! great! when! they! exercise!!!

You know what makes me feel good?

A bag of chips on the couch watching TV. My fat cells LOVE IT. Washed down with a coke. Or TWO. GASP! I eat skinny girls during commercials.

Clearly, I've got my work cut out for me.


:(

4 comments:

The Miles Family said...

you are crackin' me up!

keep at it. we'll hold each other accountable... i'd call you while i'm running, but i can't afford the extra oxygen it takes to form words!

AFamousStatue said...

HAHAHA! The title is AWESOME!

aimee said...

At least you have the guts to go to the gym alone. I don't want to make a fool of myself, so I don't go:-(

Jenn said...

Jenn... I started another blog, I just need to send you the address for it.

AFS... thanks!!

Aims, I figure that I got unhealthy alone, so I might as well get skinny alone. And my BFF at the gym is my iPod. Nano all the way! (Well, and some Beyonce to keep me movin'!)